Amuseables Campfire

Amuseables Campfire is an off-grid living expert – or so his vlogs would have you believe. Survival tips, gear reviews, broadcasts live from cave hold-outs: he’s always on, camera and otherwise. His friends agree. Backpack Wolf and Puppy swear by his warmth, and Amuseables Pair of Marshmallows won’t travel anywhere without him. (He adjusts his blaze for them. No one wants a repeat of last year’s incident…) And that wild pompadour flame? Completely natural. But yes, it does have to look perfect before filming.