Big Spottie Unicorn

Big Spottie Unicorn’s voice can tame storms... basically. A seasoned opera singer with an enchanting soprano and a flair for drama, her high notes can startle pigeons two towns over. Her horn doubles as a baton when she conducts impromptu rehearsals, and her falsetto is so pure it regularly brings Amuseables Cassette Tape to tears – though he cites allergies. The voice. The horn. The flying. No, you’re not dreaming, she’s really that brilliant!